🚨🤔 excuse me, grrrReEEëgg…. 🤔🚨
✋🏼 are you kidding? 😠🙅🏻
forgive me, but are we talking to each other 🗣 on the poop 💩 deck of a ✨ majestic ✨ schooner? 🛥🚤🚢
is the 🧂salty🧂 brine 🌊 stinging my weather-beaten ☀️🌡🥵 face? 😎🙍🏻♂️ No? 🤔 🤔
then why the ffphhhuuckck,,, 🙄🤔
are you wearing a pair of 👞 deck shoes 👞 man? 🤦🏻♂️🧐✋🏼😂😂😂😂✋🏼
womens clothing sizing is based on how much the company wants you to kill yourself
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How I sleep knowing there’s something wrong with me
i think tumblr urls in the old superwholock fandom style are like those old household appliances that got discontinued because they had asbestos or uranium or whatever in them - maybe you have a beloved cousin or old high school friend who still has a dean-and-loki-in-the-tardis and sure it’s not great but what are you gonna do, make them get rid of it? come on, that’s katie’s url, she’s had it forever, it’s fine. but if you find someone that has a brand new castieldrinkingteawithsherlock then something dark is afoot. they have regulations against making any more of those. you should be able to cut tumblr users open and count their rings like trees. i bet some of you got horny reading that last sentence
NCUTI GATWA
2023 | Tim Walker ph. for British Vogue
hey you should ask your doctor about MAOIs. my SSRIs weren’t working so we tried those (i’m on nardil) and it did wonders for my mental health. just saying as a suggestion because based on the fact that you put the fucking onceler on my dashboard in 2022 the meds you take right now don’t work
she’s sooo fucking mad that we stop her from running into the garage to huff sawdust and poisons
80s depeche mode: beep boop i have a synthesizer and i love you ;)))
90s depeche mode: when am i gonna die ://
Mr. J, my deepest apologies, but on many photos you look like a lightly toasted marshmallow and I don’t think I could resist biting you, were our paths to cross.
I’m not yummy
I’m not yummy
I’m not yummy
why does the human heart hurt with such vulgarity
anyone watch the new love island? Ella is dumb and pathetic, how does she keep embarrassing herself like that
haters will see you and not wish you a happy penis friday
btw they just passed a law that said it’s illegal not to treat me really niceys
[INT. Upper East Side Bar - NIGHT]
Carrie [V.O]: I owed Big an explanation for that pic of Aidan in my snapchat story but navigating my love life was harder than navigating my iOS.
Miranda: The only app that needs updating is my luck with men
Samantha: Encrypt my vag